Ever wanted to learn bobble-hatted Barry’s favourite tune? Well now you can, courtesy of writer Boff Whalley.

Note: these are ukulele chords, so if you’re playing this on a guitar you might need to adjust the key.

Everyone Thinks It’s A Little Guitar But It’s Not

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You don’t put your lolly on the windowsill
When it’s hot.
You don’t get your bubbly without putting your ha’penny
In the slot.

People seem to know a lot of things, but …
Everyone thinks it’s just a little guitar
But it’s not.

You don’t buy shoes with laces if you can’t
Tie a knot.
You can’t buy a sixpenny bar
If a penny’s all you’ve got.

People seem to know a lot of things, but …
Everyone thinks it’s just a little guitar
But it’s not.

Solo!

You don’t keep weeing in the night without
Emptying the pot.
And you don’t have a wee without the light on
If you’re not a good shot.
People seem to know a lot of things, but …

Everyone thinks it’s just a little guitar
But it’s not.